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A new and frequently updated feature
of LocoBros.com maintained by local favorite Glenn Riley, sharing his thought on the world at large, while simultaneously creating egotistical graphic masterpieces and courting a half million dollar book deal from Dorling Kindersley.
(Disclaimer: Glenn Riley does not endorse nor condemn the use of scantily clad women in promotion of this site...I've been assured that no models were harmed, demeaned, or oggled at by locobros.com...Any 2nd hand use of the words, accounts, pictures, or discriptions of Glenn Riley without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited.)
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The worst product on the planet for about 15 years running has been the compact disc jewel case. How many of these things have to break before the music industry moves to a suitable replacement? It's because of shit like this that I'm in full support of online music downloading. Everybody complains about these cases, it you drop them once, the plastic explodes, if it's the case that holds 2 discs, try getting to the second one without bending the plastic past it's tolerance point. Not to mention the center circle you push the disc into has about a 40% chance of chipping off as well... and wouldn't it be cheaper (and better for the planet) if we just had the card stock paper cases? Really!
Is Catherine Zeta Jones still acting? I saw her on a T-Mobile ad last night, and thought, "Man, when was the last time she was in a film?" I also thought, does anybody else have the initials CZJ?
Is anybody watching the NBA Finals and checking out Pau Gasol's facial hair? Is he auditioning for a Geico commercial? It's ridiculus, why not go with another look... and how much does Cleveland Cav's coach Mike Brown look like a young Al Roker. If there's ever a bio pic on the life and times of Al Roker, and I pray that there is, we have definitely got ourselves a front runner for the title role.
Here's an idea, the next time you go on an airplane flight, bring about 40 bars of chocolate with you, the kind they sell for school fundraisers. Considering the lack of other food options in the air, there's no way you don't make a few sales, and if you go hard, hell the candy might pay for the flight itself.
Let me just say this, I am firmly opposed to the new trend of dudes rocking mohawks, and mullets and shit. How old do you have to be before you can recognize clearly something that's trendy, and will be out of style within a year. (That's why I'm still rockin' clothes I copped in 1989, cause I know what's made to last... Polo and Nikes beaatch) Whenever i go to the barber, I give him a 3 word description, "High and Tight, Pedro, High and Tight".
I saw this week that the Cincinnati Free Store Food Bank was actually giving away digital convertor boxes to the underprivileged. Now am I the only one who thinks this is wrong.... and not just because I had to pay for mine, I mean It's a food bank, right, what are we giving away converter boxes for? Does the right to watch TV rise to the importance of Food, Clothing, and Shelter. It's ridiculous, if your poor, why are we guaranteeing you the right to watch TV. Believe me, there's nobody more pro TV than me, I ridiculed my boss for years for not owning a TV, but there's something unsettling about making sure the poorest amongst us are entertained by television, instead of focusing on relieving their situation, they can watch Tyra, perfect!!!
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